Mr. Big...

Mr. Big is the politically correct asshole. Because he never really does anything wrong, no one can really every be angry with him. He dances around the issue, and just when you think you and he have hit a point where you can talk about anything, where you talk every day...he disappears again.
Mr. Big is the best friend a girl can have, because when you least expect it, he is right there for you. He says the sweetest things when you're expecting sarcasm, and he holds your hand and tells you everything will be alright.
Mr. Big has intamacy issues, and laughs when he should be serious, even though you know he hears what your saying. His voice goes a little deeper when he decides to say something real for once. When he says that you know him better than most.
...and then Mr. Big forgets ever having said these things, ever having held your hand and you're left wondering if Mr. Big is a sociopath or if he simply can't let himself get attatched. Miles generally seperate you from Mr. Big, between metaphorical miles and geographical miles, it would seem that Mr. Big should stay a part of the past and never show his face in your world again.
And then you'll meet someone nice, someone great; someone who's perfect for you. And you wont even look twice at him because no one will ever measure up to Mr. Big, and you know that the best way to keep any small ray of hope about you and Mr. Big ending up together is to wait it out, pretend you don't care and don't, for the love of God ever say anything to him.
Mr. Big will hurt you again and again, and never know it until it's too late, and that's why every girl loves her Mr. Big, because when he says he's sorry and looks into your eyes with a lopsided smile and his hair covering one eye, you know what it means to care unconditionally.