Life in the Third Person

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Oh Mariah Carey....

Alright...just a quick rant about Mariah Carey. I have to say, honestly...either go away forever or please for God's sake! join us in 2005! I am not at all debating the fact that she's talented, but her little formula of putting on next to nothing and frolicking in water and then straddling a microphone stand is just old. It's not 1990 anymore, I think she has enough people working for her to come up with something a little more original.
Secondly, the jig is up Mariah! there's no need to stand on bleachers with fifteen year olds pretending to be in highschool while we all know you're...well not fifteen. Or even 20. Your target demographic is grown up. Join us in adulthood wont you?

2 Comments:

  • At 7:01 PM, Blogger Pie! said…

    I think Mariah Carey just needs to wear some clothes.




    And, uh, not ever sing again.

     
  • At 9:10 AM, Blogger Pie! said…

    Waiting for a new blog entry.

     

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